{"product_id":"fuckit-hat-copy","title":"I'm Just Here for the Family Drama Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eSay less — wear more. This hat is for the one in the family who shows up, grabs a snack, and watches it all unfold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for holidays, reunions, or any gathering where things are guaranteed to get interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered text: \u003cem\u003e\"i'm just here for the family drama\"\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid structured hat with velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size fits most\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePersonalization\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📝 \u003cstrong\u003eAdd a name to the back for +$7\u003c\/strong\u003e — select \"ONE word on back\" in the Personalize Option above, then include the name in the order notes at checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBack text can be up to 10 characters.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eBack text height will vary from \u003cstrong\u003e½\" to 1\"\u003c\/strong\u003e depending on the length of the text.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSelect your personalize option\u003c\/strong\u003e above — no text on back, or add on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSelect your thread color\u003c\/strong\u003e using the color swatch option if added Bach text.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eImportant Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll hats are \u003cstrong\u003emade to order\u003c\/strong\u003e — please allow \u003cstrong\u003e1–2 weeks\u003c\/strong\u003e for production\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll sales are \u003cstrong\u003efinal\u003c\/strong\u003e on custom embroidered items\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePopcorn not included. Wear with pride.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sewguaro Co.","offers":[{"title":"NO text on back","offer_id":48792723357890,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ONE word on back","offer_id":48792723390658,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0769\/6911\/5842\/files\/IMG_4581.jpg?v=1789369743","url":"https:\/\/sewguaro.com\/products\/fuckit-hat-copy","provider":"Sewguaro Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}